wittgensteins-beetle:

annie-banks:

 #okay so this is pretty much 100% professor longbottom right here #because you know neville would kind of end up being the cool professor without knowing it #he would be the ~war hero legend that wears hipster sweaters before they became popular and has a scottish accent #and would totally have sunglasses 1000% and would wear them when the were out on the grounds cataloging plant life around the lake #and would only wear his robes part of the time b/c it’s hard to tend to plants in full robes duh #and would have all these weird pieces of jewlery that he wears because he got them in some foreign country while researching cacti or something #professor longbottom: unintentional hogwarts heartthrob

Let’s admit it, Neville would totally be that teacher everyone has a crush on.  First years would giggle because they’d grown up hearing all about him but he’s just this very cool guy and he never condescends to them like some other teachers.  Third years would fall in love with him the way only 13 year olds can - completely, madly, can’t-stop-thinking-about-him, plan-your-wedding, cry-yourself-to-sleep-at-night-because-he’ll-never-love-you-like-you-love-him love.  Seventh years will bitch to their friends about how inconvenient it is to still be blushing and tongue-tied around the guy who’s supposed to write you letters of recommendation and how pathetic they feel still hoping that he’ll ask them to travel the world with him on one of his horticultural adventures but shut up it could totally happen.  
And Neville will spend the entire time having no idea what’s going on.  

wittgensteins-beetle:

annie-banks:

 #okay so this is pretty much 100% professor longbottom right here #because you know neville would kind of end up being the cool professor without knowing it #he would be the ~war hero legend that wears hipster sweaters before they became popular and has a scottish accent #and would totally have sunglasses 1000% and would wear them when the were out on the grounds cataloging plant life around the lake #and would only wear his robes part of the time b/c it’s hard to tend to plants in full robes duh #and would have all these weird pieces of jewlery that he wears because he got them in some foreign country while researching cacti or something #professor longbottom: unintentional hogwarts heartthrob

Let’s admit it, Neville would totally be that teacher everyone has a crush on.  First years would giggle because they’d grown up hearing all about him but he’s just this very cool guy and he never condescends to them like some other teachers.  Third years would fall in love with him the way only 13 year olds can - completely, madly, can’t-stop-thinking-about-him, plan-your-wedding, cry-yourself-to-sleep-at-night-because-he’ll-never-love-you-like-you-love-him love.  Seventh years will bitch to their friends about how inconvenient it is to still be blushing and tongue-tied around the guy who’s supposed to write you letters of recommendation and how pathetic they feel still hoping that he’ll ask them to travel the world with him on one of his horticultural adventures but shut up it could totally happen.  

And Neville will spend the entire time having no idea what’s going on.  

(Source: ghouls-come-out-to-play, via nicolasechs)